Mike was an experienced big game hunter... He went into the woods one day in northern Canada, and saw a family of brown bears. Being the merciless, ruthless hunter that he was (Mike was not Canadian), he shot and killed the whole family. The black bears convened after this. Angry about the last of the brown bears in Canada being killed, they plotted revenge on Mike. They ventured down to America in search of Mike, alas they could not find him. A year or so later, Mike traveled back to northern C…

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut.

My company moved offices and wanted to transfer my job to northern Canada But I was having nunavut.

They told me I had to move to Northern Canada. I said I want none of it.