Noah Guy Jokes

God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy.

Need to build an ark? I Noah guy.

If you need an ark built... I Noah guy

So in the old days Jesus told me that he needs an ark, I reply : ""I noah guy""

Anyone know someone who owns an ark? I think I Noah guy...

Do you need an arc that can hold a lot of animals? I Noah guy.

2 Corinthians walk into a bar in the midst of a horrible storm... Corinthian 1 says : hey man we're getting *Trump'd* on right now by this rain - they say it will only get worse, how will we make it back home?! Corinthian 2 replies : don't worry, I Noah' guy.

What did Moses say to the guy who wanted a boat I Noah guy

Do you need help transporting a lot of animals overseas? Because I Noah guy

It's been raining so much, I have begun the construction on my Ark. If you need any help I Noah guy.

If you ever need to fit 2 of every animal on a boat... I Noah guy.

Torrential rainfall? Rising floodwaters?! No escape?!! Don't worry... I Noah guy.

You need an Arc? I Noah guy.

Need an Ark? I Noah guy.

How do you build a boat?,"Well Im not sure but I do Noah guy.

If your dad wrote the Bible, who would he have building the ark?","Not sure who he would have but I Noah guy.

Do you need an Ark? I Noah guy.

Does anyone need an ark? I noah guy!

Do you need an arc? Cos i noah guy

How do you build a boat? Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

If your dad wrote the Bible, who would he have building the ark? Not sure who he would have, but I Noah guy.