A Russian communist is lying on his deathbed
His friends are gathered around him all somber. The old man turns to one of them and says,
"Dimitri, remember in 1921 you were almost executed? Well, you should know that I ratted you out to the Cheka. I hope you forgive me."
"Oh, no worries buddy," says Dimitri.
The Communist then turns to another friend.
"Petya, remember being sentenced in 1937 to 25 years in the gulag? Well, it was me who went to the NKVD. Please forgive me."
"No hard fe…