Nile Jokes

What's the only animal unaffected by climate change? Egyptian Crocodiles. Because they live in the Nile.

They won't admit the Egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in *da nile.*

A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile

The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian? Because he was in da Nile.

Have you guys heard about the Pharaoh who thought he was the son of god? He is in the Nile

What is the river of negation called? The Nile

If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? Da Nile

Did you hear about the guy in Egypt that didn't think he was drowning? He was in dah Nile.

Why do you never see any gay Egyptian Sailors? Because they're all in de Nile.