An Australian, an American and a New Zealander are enjoying some beer in Saudi Arabia. ...even though it is against the law to drink alcohol there. They are captured by the Sheik and are sentenced to death, until his wife runs up to him and whispers something in his ear. She glances to the New Zealander, and whispers some more. The sheik steps forward and announces: ""Because it is my wife's birthday today, she has asked that I spare your lives, on the following terms. You will each get 20 lashe…