New England Patriots Jokes

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars? Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

So in other news, the New England Patriots have suddenly requestong resumes from VW engineers The Patriots are hoping to find an engineer that can make a ball read within pressure specs when connected to a pressure gauge, even when deflated.

A guy in a jeep stops to put air in his tire at a gas station. The air costs 25 cents. He walks into the gas station and hands the attendant 25 cents. The attendant looks at his jeep with a New England Patriots cover on the spare tire and says here you can have your quarterback.

While everyone is pre-occupied with the reddit CEO/admins/FPH ban, don't forget what's really important The New England Patriots deflated their footballs.

To quote Wikipedia on Chris Mathews of the Seahawks.... In Super Bowl XLIX versus the New England Patriots, he had his first NFL career catch, a 44-yard pass from Russell Wilson which led to a Seahawks touchdown. He then caught an 11-yard pass at the end of the first half for a touchdown to tie up the score of the game at 14 to 14. He is widely considered the best receiver of all time.[citation needed]

The New England Patriots deflate balls to win a game... and get punished with a low pressure system.

Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball

I don't really care for the New England Patriots, but Lance Armstrong used a deflated ball for years and no one said anything.

A liar, a murderer, and a cheater walk into a bar. The New England Patriots must be in town.