New Delhi Jokes

Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November.

Blue live in New Delhi Blue : One Love... Crowd : Dhadkan Kahe... Blue : ???...

I heard they're installing over 15,000 CCTV cameras in New Delhi for Obama's visit. That's ridiculous, it's not like he's going to steal anything.

India installs 15000 surveillance cameras for Obama's visit to New Delhi C'mon man! that's racist! After all, he is the President of United States! Moreover, it's not like India is left anything worth stealing since British looted all their wealth anyways.

What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi :D

What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi

What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi

Where does a guru get his sandwiches? New Delhi

Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I meant to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.