Negev Desert Jokes

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. ""I've just discovered a 3000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!"" the excited scientist exclaimed. To which the curator replied ""Bring him in. We'll check it out."" A week later the amazed curator called the archaeologist. ""You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world…

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel... and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.Abe replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed Abe called the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's…