Ms Prussy Jokes

Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school... ... When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, ""Now students, my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after the first letter."" Johnny started laughing. An hour later he forgot her name and said, ""Your name has an r after the first letter -- is it Ms. Crunt?""

Little Johnny goes to class one day to find that he has a substitute teacher. As the class gets settled the teacher writes her name on the board and says, ""My name is Ms. Prussy, that's P-R-U-S-S-Y."" Some of the kids in classs snicker and she says sharply, ""That's WITH an R!"" So class goes by and the kids come to school the next day and there is the substitute again. She stands up in front of the class and says, ""Okay students, who can remember my name? And don't forget the R!"" About five …