Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school... ... When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, ""Now students, my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after the first letter."" Johnny started laughing. An hour later he forgot her name and said, ""Your name has an r after the first letter -- is it Ms. Crunt?""