Mrs Crunt Jokes

Nervous of Introducing A teacher called Mrs. Franny, arrived at school on her first day. She met Paddy the school in charge, who greeted her with, ""Good Morning Mrs. Fanny."" Mrs Franny sighed, ""It's not Fanny, it's Franny. Oh God, I hope all the students don't start calling me Mrs. Fanny."" Paddy saw how upset Mrs. Franny was about the mix up with her name, and was determined not to make the mistake again. He led Mrs. Franny down to her classroom, to introduce her to her class. As he did this…

A new female teacher goes to an all boys school Her surname is Frannie, scared that the boys might make fun of her name, she begs the principle to please remember to pronounce her surname with the 'r"" in it when she's introduced The next day, in assembly, the headmaster approaches the podium, asks her to stand up, and says ""Hey everyone , this is your new English teacher, Mrs Crunt""

A third grade teacher addresses her class ...""alright class"" she says, ""before I let you go for spring break I want to remind you that I'm getting married this weekend and I'm no longer going to be Ms. Stevens I'm going to be Mrs. Prussy"" She writes M R S. P R U S S Y in big cursive letters on the blackboard and says ""whomever remembers my new name when we come back from break gets a gold star for the day"" The ten days comes and goes and she's standing in front of her class early Monday mo…