A third grade teacher addresses her class ...""alright class"" she says, ""before I let you go for spring break I want to remind you that I'm getting married this weekend and I'm no longer going to be Ms. Stevens I'm going to be Mrs. Prussy"" She writes M R S. P R U S S Y in big cursive letters on the blackboard and says ""whomever remembers my new name when we come back from break gets a gold star for the day"" The ten days comes and goes and she's standing in front of her class early Monday morning and says""good morning class, I hope you all remembered that I got married over the break and my name isn't Ms. Stevens any more it's Mrs"" And she writes M R S on the blackboard, turns around to a sea of blank faces. Then one hand shoots up in the back ""oh! oh! Mrs. Crunt""