Mrs Beaver Jokes

Mr. Beaver is sneaking back home with his secret lover, Mrs. Otter.... They climb into bed and start gett'n it on. Suddenly, Mrs. Beaver burst into the bedroom.... This, being the third time Mrs. Beaver has caught Mr. Beaver being unfaithful, broke down and cried, ""Not an-otter!""

Divorce Joke Mr and Mrs Beaver were concluding a bitter and painful divorce. The main bone of contention was the family home. It was towards the end of the case and the judge asked if they had any final statements for eachother. Mrs Beaver passed. Mr Beaver nodded and turned to his wife and with all the dignity he could muster said ""Frankly my dear, I dont give a dam""