Divorce Joke Mr and Mrs Beaver were concluding a bitter and painful divorce. The main bone of contention was the family home. It was towards the end of the case and the judge asked if they had any final statements for eachother. Mrs Beaver passed. Mr Beaver nodded and turned to his wife and with all the dignity he could muster said ""Frankly my dear, I dont give a dam""

A wolf is walking through the forest... A wolf is walking through the forest and sees a beaver. ""Come here"" he says. The Beaver comes over and the wolf, looking at a list in his hand, says ""Ah here you are. Mr. Beaver. You'll come to the big field tomorrow at 8am and I'll eat you for breakfast. Any questions?"" ""No"" says the beaver and walks away crying. The next day, after eating the beaver, the wolf is walking and sees a an elk. ""Come here"" he says and the elk walks over. Looking at his…