John Wayne rides his horse into town, ties the reins to the hitching rail, walks to the back of the horse and pokes his finger up the horses butt. He then proceeds to wipes the finger all around his mouth. A man standing nearby runs over and says ""Mr Wayne, why did you do that"" John Wayne replies ""Well, the wind and rain causes my mouth to get all dry and chapped"" ""And that prevents it?"" asks the guy ""No"" says John ""but is sure stops you licking your lips""