A burglar breaks into a house in the dead of night while the family is on vacation
He is fumbling around trying to find valuables with a small, weak flashlight so as not to alert any neighbors. He hears someone say "Jesus is watching you." He turns around quickly. "Who's there?" There's no answer. He continues on, thinking maybe his mind is playing tricks on him.
He hears it again. "Jesus is watching you." The guy looks around again, and spots a small parrot in a cage. He approaches the cage, …