This was the first long joke I ever learned. Interview with a pirate. There was a pirate who had agreed to do an interview with a local tv station. The reporter was very courteous and professional, giving a bit of background as to the pirate's business. She then began interviewing him. ""So Mr. Longbeard, are there any risks to your business? I see you have a peg leg- how did that come about?"" ""Well, y'see I were sailing along the coast of South Africa, looking to plunder some locals when as I…