Green Man There once was a man named Mr. Green. Everything about him was green. His clothes, his skin, his house ect. One day, while he was bathing in his green bathtub, the dorbell rang,""Green Green!"" As such, Mr. Green put on his green towel and went to his green door. Upon turning his green doorknob, he found a mailman. ""Package for Mr...."" the mailman started to say, but suddenly, Mr. Green's towel dropped off. Frightened, the mailman ran across the road, at which point he got hit by a t…