Mr Green Jokes

Mrs. Pink lived in Pinkville in her pink house on a beautiful pink hillside. It was getting late so she decided it was time for bed. She walked up her pink staircase, down the pink hallway, turned the pink doorknob on the first pink door on the right, went in her pink bedroom lied down in her pink bed and began to drift off to sleep. But just then she heard a knock on the front door. So she left her pink room, walked down the pink hallway, down the pink staircase, to the pink front door and turn…

Green Man There once was a man named Mr. Green. Everything about him was green. His clothes, his skin, his house ect. One day, while he was bathing in his green bathtub, the dorbell rang,""Green Green!"" As such, Mr. Green put on his green towel and went to his green door. Upon turning his green doorknob, he found a mailman. ""Package for Mr...."" the mailman started to say, but suddenly, Mr. Green's towel dropped off. Frightened, the mailman ran across the road, at which point he got hit by a t…