The Horse * A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" * A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" And the horse responds, ""my wife just died."" * A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" And the horse doesn't respond because it's a horse. * A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""je ne parle pas anglais"" because it's french. * A horse walks into a…