The Horse * A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" * A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" And the horse responds, ""my wife just died."" * A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" And the horse doesn't respond because it's a horse. * A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""je ne parle pas anglais"" because it's french. * A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender beats it to death. * A horse doesn't walk into a bar. * The last man on earth is sitting in a room. There's a knock on the door. * The last man on earth is sitting in a room and the telephone rings. Who is it? Mr. Ed * Knock knock. Who's there? The horse. * Why did the man drop his ice cream? He got hit by a horse. * Why did the horse drop his ice cream? He didn't have any hands. * What do you get when you mix a man with a horse? A bus crash. * Knock knock. Who's there? The horse. The horse who? The hoarse man.