Mr Andrews Jokes

European Its geography day in Mr. Andrew's first grade class. Each student has to stand up and answer questions in front of their peers. Mr. Andrews, who has a very thick southern accent, addresses the first student. ""Beth, would you a-stand up and answer this a-question: what's the a-capital of a-Russia?"" ""Moscow"" she replies. Each student answers their questions until the last student to go is Greg. Greg is notorious for having severe stage fright. ""Alright a-Greg: what do ya call a-someo…

An Irishman walks into a therapists office... **Therapist**: "So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Andrews?" **Mr. Andrews**: "I feel guilty. I start drinkin' at noon 'til the missus comes 'ome, then she berates me for drinkin' all day instead of findin' work. We argue for a while 'til I'm fed up an' head down to the pub with the lads to get away from 'er. I'll 'ave some pints, throw some darts, an' play some pool 'til the pub closes, stumble home, listen to 'er bitch for a while 'til I…