European Its geography day in Mr. Andrew's first grade class. Each student has to stand up and answer questions in front of their peers. Mr. Andrews, who has a very thick southern accent, addresses the first student. ""Beth, would you a-stand up and answer this a-question: what's the a-capital of a-Russia?"" ""Moscow"" she replies. Each student answers their questions until the last student to go is Greg. Greg is notorious for having severe stage fright. ""Alright a-Greg: what do ya call a-someone from a-Europe?"" asked the teacher. There is a long pause. Greg grows increasingly nervous and his face becomes bright red. His knees begin to shake until finally, the teacher says to him, ""Greg, European.