Mount Everest Jokes

An American biker decides to travel the world... Once upon a time there lived an American biker named Rick. Now, Rick loved to ride his motorcycle, but was tired of driving up and down the same roads, day after day. One morning, he woke up, and decided to travel the world. So he saved up some money, got on a plane, along with his trusty Harley, and set out to explore the globe. For the next few weeks, Rick spent his days riding to and through some of the most popular European cities like Paris, …

A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.

French guy on Everest There was a french guy climbing Mount Everest. Along with him there were a lot of english speakers who didnt understand french. Since the french guy could not speak english, he couldnt talk to anyone. During the climb they hit bad weather and an avalanche hit them. Most of the people were unharmed but the french guy got hit hard by the rocks. As he was about to take his last breath he said something in french and died.

Blow job vs. Mount Everest What does getting a blow job from a 70 year old woman and jumping down from Mount Everest have in common? You don't dare to look down, but you feel the rush.

Did you hear about that deaf guy that tried climbing Mount Everest? Neither did he. Worst part was, no one ever heard from him again.

If I ever have a daughter I am naming her Everest. That way her boyfriends can say they Mount Everest.

Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher.

Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn't mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest.

Q: You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? A: Pluck a duck.

My friend claims that he scaled Mount Everest, but no one believes him. I think… he made it up.

I built a model of Mount Everest and my friend asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No...it’s to look at.”

My wife thinks our friend is lying when he claimed that he scaled Mount Everest, but I disagree. I think..he made it up.

I made a model of Mount Everest. Not to scale, just to look at.

I am not sure if my friend is lying about him scaling the top of Mount Everest. I think…… he made it up.

TIL: bumblebees can fly higher than mount Everest Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can't fly

Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up.

Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest? Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat

What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered. Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others. All the blondes applauded.