Once upon a time Jesus and Moses were playing golf...
Once upon a time Jesus and Moses were playing golf.
This course had a particularly difficult hole,
and Moses expressed his doubts that
Jesus could make the shot over the water.
"Watch this, Moses, I think I can do it," exclaimed Jesus.
"I've seen Arnold Palmer make this shot,
Golf Swing and if Arnold Palmer can do it,
then so can I."
Moses rolled his eyes and let Jesus try.
Sure enough, the ball splashed into the water.
Moses parted the wa…