Monster Energy Jokes

I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him.

I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car

Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing.

If your best clothes proudly advertise Monster Energy Drink, you can't be left alone with your best looking cousin.

I didn't sleep very good last night... So I put some Monster Energy drink in my coffee this morning. I got halfway to work before before I realised I forgot my car.