I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car

Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing.

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever