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What do you call a 27 year old woman in Mississippi? Grandma

#Mississippi #Aging #Q&A

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What state wears glasses? Mississippi

#Mississippi #Q&A

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What do you call the wife of a hippy? Mississippi

#Mississippi #Marriage #Q&A

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If Mississippi wears her New Jersey what does Delaware?

#Mississippi #New Jersey #Delaware

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There were two friars from Mississippi... They decided they weren't getting paid enough

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""No Jews Allowed"" A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.

#Mississippi #Military

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?,"He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi 4 Mississippi...

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If Mississippi asked Missouri for her New Jersey, what would Delaware?","Idaho either but Alaska!

#Mississippi #Missouri #New Jersey #Alaska

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What's the best part of living in Alabama? You don't live in Mississippi.

#Alabama #Mississippi #Q&A

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If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? I don't know but Alaska

#Mississippi #Missouri #New Jersey #Delaware+2 more

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama? One Mississippi.

#Louisiana #Alabama #Mississippi #Q&A

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had? He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

#Mississippi #Q&A

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Why is the Mississippi so wide? Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

#Mr Sippi #Mississippi #Animals #Q&A

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Do you know how do you spell Mississippi with one I? M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

#Mississippi #Q&A

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Dad joke gold? My 10yo is doing a project on Mississippi and one of it's famous residents was Elvis. She was doing some research on him and started asking me questions: 10: Dad was Elvis on drugs? M: Yep....I think he even died on the toilet 10: Whhaaattt? Was he going to the bathroom when he died? M: Not sure, but I do know....it was a pretty shitty way to go Cue: Laughter explosion, I don't curse around them so the impact was bigger

#Elvis #Mississippi #Parents #Dad Joke+1 more

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Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)

#Mississippi #Q&A

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi.

#Mississippi #Q&A

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What do you call a hippy's wife? Mississippi.

#Mississippi #Marriage #Q&A

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If Mississippi asked Missouri for her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho either, but Alaska!

#Mississippi #Missouri #New Jersey #Delaware+3 more

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman? A Mississippi cup.

#Mississippi #Marriage #Q&A

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What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi

#Mississippi #Marriage #Q&A

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

#Mississippi #Q&A

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