Dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower is the most violent sound ever. "U OK in there? Sounds like a Michael Bay film in that bathroom!"#Michael Bay0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Michael Bay directing] "WE NEED A HOTTER CHICK" Teacher: This is your son's 3rd grade play "Oh right. I forgot. WE NEED BIGGER EXPLOSIONS"#Michael Bay#Teacher0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whenever I get out of an Uber I imagine cameras spinning around me and my shirt blowing up in slo-mo like I'm in a Michael Bay movie.#Michael Bay#Uber0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy#Michael Bay#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Oliver Stone is being a stone and Michael Bay is being a bay, then what is Anthony Weiner being? Bullied#Oliver Stone#Anthony Weiner#Michael Bay#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge? Cause Tony Scott did it first.#Tony Scott#Michael Bay#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp