[Michael Bay directing] "WE NEED A HOTTER CHICK" Teacher: This is your son's 3rd grade play "Oh right. I forgot. WE NEED BIGGER EXPLOSIONS"

Michael Bay looks like if cocaine was a person.

Whenever I get out of an Uber I imagine cameras spinning around me and my shirt blowing up in slo-mo like I'm in a Michael Bay movie.

Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy