Travelling salesman walks into a bar in a one horse town... After a few drinks he approaches the bartender... ""Barkeep! I need a woman"". Bartender says ""sorry Mac, the best I can do for you is Singaloo, the cook"". Guy spits back ""I don't go for that shit!"" And sits down again. Few more drinks he goes back to the bartender: ""look, if money is the problem I'll take care of you, her... Whatever - I just need a woman"". Again the tender replies ""sorry, Mac. Best I can do is Singaloo the cook…