Piano Man Peter walks into a bar and sees a miniature man playing the piano literally on the bar. Peter asks the guy at the bar how this little piano player got here. Without turning to Peter, the man stares straight ahead and says, ""I rubbed that lamp over there, made a wish, and here he is. Why don't you give it a try?"" Peter walks over to the lamp, gives it a rub and says, ""I wish for a million bucks!"" Within seconds, ducks start falling from the ceiling and filling up the bar. Peter, dum…