The Italian who went to Malta (read with Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch! I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch!! Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings …