Anyone hear what Russia is eating for Christmas? Turkey... Too soon?

If Russia tried to take Turkey from behind... ... do you think Greece would help ?

Hungary conquered Turkey... They had to change their name to Full.

Is she Hungary? ""Is she Hungary?"" Jimmy asked. ""Alaska,"" said Johnny. ""Yes, Siam,"" she replied. ""All right. I'll Fiji,"" Jimmy offered. ""Oh, don't Russia "" Johnny admonished. ""What if she Whales?"" Jimmy demanded. ""Give her a Canada Chile,"" Johnny suggested. ""I'd rather have Turkey,"" she said. ""Except that I can't have Greece."" When the waiter bought the check, Johnny asked Jimmy, ""I say, look and see how much has Egypt you.""