Mahatma Gandhi Jokes

Dad, Why was Mahatma Gandhi bald ""Because he always spoke the truth"" ""Oh! That's why woman have long hair""

A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode""

Mahatma Gandhi never wore any shoes... ...and as a result of a lifetime of devoted pilgrimages along the uneven streets and gravel pathways of India, Bapu's feet were hardened beyond compare. Gandhi was also vegan for his entire life and while his strict diet helped him to maintain a spiritual connection to all living things, it also contributed to a certain frailty; particularly in his later years. Only those closest to Mahatma Gandhi know that one of the bi-products of Bapu's diet and ascetic …

Gandhi and two other people go to Heaven... Mahatma Gandhi and two other people die and go to heaven. However, they're really far from the gates and must get there somehow. Someone comes up to them and says, ""I can get you a car to reach the gates. The car'll depend on how many kids you had when you were alive."" The first person says he had 2 children. The person replies, ""Well, that's not too many."" And whips up a sports car for him to drive to the Gates. The second person says that he had …

George Washington and two other people go to Heaven... Mahatma Gandhi and two other people die and go to heaven. However, they're really far from the gates and must get there somehow. Someone comes up to them and says, ""I can get you a car to reach the gates. The car'll depend on how many kids you had when you were alive."" The first person says he had 2 children. The person replies, ""Well, that's not too many."" And whips up a sports car for him to drive to the Gates. The second person says t…

Mahatma Gandhi was a good man... He also had an odd diet which gave him a pretty pungent breath, not only did he have bad breath from his diet but it also made him incredibly skinny. Another thing he did was walk around barefoot all the time so his feet were tougher than most people's. I guess you could call him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Mahatma Gandhi... ...walked barefoot a lot, which probably produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. I've heard he also ate very little, which could have made him rather frail. The odd diet he kept leads me to believe he suffered from bad breath. I suppose you could have called him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person. He walked barefoot everywhere, to thepoint that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hungerstrikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat muchand became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person.Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar,he developed very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragilemystic hexed by halitosis.

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An anti-Establishment joke from India A vagrant, finding no place on the pavement, parked himself at the feet of a statue of Mahatma Gandhi. At midnight he was woken up by someone gently tapping him with his stick. It was the Mahatma himself. ‘You Indians have been unfair to me,’ complained the benign spirit. "You put my statues everywhere that show me either standing or walking. My feet are very tired. Why can’t I have a horse like the one Chhatrapati Shivaji (an Indian king) has? Surely, I di…

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