A woman gets a nasty cut... ... it's very deep and there's blood everywhere so she calls the emergency services. ""Hello I've cut myself can i please speak to a doctor?"" ""Hi I'm a doctor, may I ask what your name is?"" ""Maggie Smith"" ""And when where you born?"" Asked the doctor. ""17th of April 1985"" Maggie said. ""Where are you bleeding from?"" Said the doctor. ""I'm from bleeding Glasgow.""