A young nurse is hired at a Glasgow hospital. Towards the end of the shift, he is assigned to a ward with a number people with no obvious signs of injury or disease. He goes to greet the first patient. ""Hello, sir, how are you today? Is there anything I can do for you?"" The patient replies, ""Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm; Weel are ye wordy o' a grace as lang's my arm."" The nurse is confused but smiles, checks the man's bedpans and greets the next patient. ""Hello …

For Canadians I heard this from a 86 year old lady. She was telling it to her friend Merle who apparently was floating up in the corner of the hospital room we were in. Maggie and Pierre were going out to a costume ball. Maggie came down the stairs wearing only thigh high boots. Pierre asks her what the hell she is supposed to be. She said "" I'm Puss in Boots"". Pierre came out with only a potato on his pecker and Maggie asked what he was going as and he said "" A dictator""

the papal visit the pope visited Glasgow during his visit he went to the Royal infirmary. He went to the ward where seriously ill patients were cared for. The first patient could not walk, the pope blessed him and he got up and walked, the second patient could not see after the blessing his sight was restored, the third patient shrunk back in horror. He shouted get back don't touch me I'm on motability.

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