A young nurse is hired at a Glasgow hospital. Towards the end of the shift, he is assigned to a ward with a number people with no obvious signs of injury or disease. He goes to greet the first patient. ""Hello, sir, how are you today? Is there anything I can do for you?"" The patient replies, ""Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm; Weel are ye wordy o' a grace as lang's my arm."" The nurse is confused but smiles, checks the man's bedpans and greets the next patient. ""Hello …

A woman gets a nasty cut... ... it's very deep and there's blood everywhere so she calls the emergency services. ""Hello I've cut myself can i please speak to a doctor?"" ""Hi I'm a doctor, may I ask what your name is?"" ""Maggie Smith"" ""And when where you born?"" Asked the doctor. ""17th of April 1985"" Maggie said. ""Where are you bleeding from?"" Said the doctor. ""I'm from bleeding Glasgow.""

Latest Funny Viral Jokes in Hindi: जीवन में खूब सारी टेंशन हैं, तो उससे भी ज्यादा हंसी और खुशी की दरकार रहती है, ताकि जीवन में हंसने-हंसाने का समा बना रहे और तन और मन दोनों ही स्वस्थ रह सकें क्योंकि कठिन समय में भी हमेशा हंसते और मुस्कुराते रहने भर से जीवन आसान लगने लगता है. तो फिर देर किस बात की पढ़िए मजेदार जोक्स जो आपको हंसा-हंसा कर कर देंगे लोटपोट... > टीचर : होम वर्क क्यों नहीं किया?स्टूडेंट :सर, लाइट नहीं थीटीचर : तो मोमबत्ती जला लेतेस्टूडेंट :सर, माचिस नहीं थीटीचर : माचिस क्यों…

ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know