Mack Jokes

Billy and his brother Mack are out hunting... ...as they are out in the woods looking for game to shoot, Mack has a moment and clutches his chest. He is obviously having some sort of cardiac arrest and he falls down. Billy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. The operator answers and says ""what's your emergency?"" Billy is freaking out. He says ""It's my brother. He's fallen down and he's unresponsive. I think he's dead."" ""Okay, calm down"" says the operator. ""First, let's make sure he is…

A black man starts work on a construction site. The other workers nickname him "Wog". Feeling upset by this, the black man goes to speak with the foreman. The foreman laughs and tells him, "But we all have nicknames. We've got Mick and Paddy, they're Irish. Wac from Liverpool. And Mack from Scotland". The black man was still not happy, so the foreman shouted at his men, "Mick, Mack, Paddy, Wac leave the Wog alone!"

Isaac Newton being the big pimp Mack daddy he is