Two Mexicans are lost in a desert after crossing into the United States...
They are wandering aimlessly and starving, and they are just about to lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:
>"Hey Pepe, are you smelling what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk"
>"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's fried bacon, there's raw bacon, there's back bacon, there's do…