Lucille Jokes

Under this tree Jack was walking around with his girlfriend, Lucille. He was pensive. ""What's the matter, hon?"" After a long second, Jack replies ""I'm kinda jealous, Lucille. Can we sit down and talk?"" They sit under a tree ""Okay, Lucille. I want you to promise me under this tree that you've never been unfaithful to me"" ""Okay Jack. I promise you I've never been unfaithful to you under this tree"" Jack fainted.

Strange Page One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. There, he deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from Bubba, who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by ""Lucille."" He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him. ""She don't never leave no …