I Love Willy In his first day working in an old folks home a young man is bed bathing an old lady. He noticed a tattoo and in an attempt to start conversation he comments; ""I like your tattoo, what is it is says?"" He strains his eyes to read it (wrinkles and all). ""I love Willy""? ""That's right son, I was 19 when I got that done, I am 89 now and 70 years later, nothing has changed, I still love Willy"". ""Who's Willy?"" ""Oh, you know, just anyone's willy"".