Loudmouth Jokes

A snail in in a bar... A snail is in a bar grabbing a drink by himself. It's been a long week and he is tired and just wants a quiet moment before he goes home to his wife and kids. In walks the fox. The fox sits next to the snail and begins to loudly complain about his bitch of an ex-wife. How she took the house and the kids (she could have them), half his money but she couldn't touch his baby- a supped up Camaro. He said that Camaro was about the fastest thing in the world. The snail is gettin…

A guy walking down the street sees a ""Help Wanted"" sign in a window... of a bar. Going inside, he asks the barkeep about the job. ""I'm sorry"" the bartender replies, ""You'll have to speak to the owner about that."" Just then, a rather large unkempt man entered, shouting obscenities. The job-seeker takes the opportunity to throw the loudmouth back out into the street. ""How's that?"" he asks the bartender. ""Do I get the job now?"" The bartender says ""Very nice, but you'll still have to talk…