Little Johnny Little Johnny Jokes

Naughty Little Johnny Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. ""Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"" ""None."", replied Johnny. ""'cause the rest would fly away."" ""Well, the answer is four,"" said the teacher. ""But I like the way you are thinking."" Little Johnny said, ""I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a sh…

Way of thinking (Little Johnny) Little Johnny was at his class (Fourth Grade) during calculus. His teacher asks the class a question: -If there are 3 birds sitting on a tree and a bad hunter shoots one, how many birds will be left on the tree? Little Helen raises her hand immediately full of excitement and answers that there will be 2 birds left so her teacher says: -that is correct. Little Johnny, though, raises his hand right away full of anger and says to the teacher:-I think that none of the…