I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy.#Kmart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Shout out to countless marine organisms who died, accreted on the seafloor, and compacted for eons so I could drive my Escalade to Kmart.#Kmart#Military0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kmart always smells like if Walmart was found dead in its apartment after three days.#Kmart#Walmart#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just heard a lady say she's been shopping at this Kmart for the last 15 years, and I was like, "doesn't your family miss you?"#Kmart0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!#Walmart#Kmart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp