The Golden Toilet
Fred and Klaus met, as usual, on Tuesday evening to talk about their misdeeds from the past weekend. Fred boasted, "I was at a party over the weekend, and it was insane, the hosts even had a golden toilet!" Klaus replied, "You must be crazy; a golden toilet?!" After some back and forth, they decided to pay a visit to the people who threw the party to see if the golden toilet was real. Sure enough, they arrived at the house later on, where an older woman answered the door and a…