King Kongs Jokes

Ping Pong Balls Jacques and Pierre have been working at the same business for awhile and a position in management has just opened up. The hiring manager is conflicted because the two friends have the exact same credentials and are all around identical workers. But the hiring manager had an idea. One morning he approached Jacques and Pierre, told them about the new open position and told them, ""Go get me ping pong balls."" He left the command as open as possible, in order to see what kind of rea…

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.

There is this guy and he wants to marry a girl but he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest. First one to get as many ping pong balls as they can is my wife. The first girl brings back a whole bucket of them. the guy goes good, good. The 2 girl brings back a truck load of ping pong balls. He says, "Wow that will be hard to beat." Then the 3 girl comes back all bloody and bruised and is holding 2 big bloody things. The guy says, "What are those, I said ping pong balls." "Oh,"Says the 3 gir…