Jacques Jokes

These 3 Newfies are out fishing in the Atlantic.... ...singing *row row row your boat* when a flying saucer appears and the aliens decide to try an experiment. They fire a beam into the boat that instantly removes a quarter of the Newfie's brains. The Newfies continue fishing and singing *row row row your boat.* The aliens decide to intensify the beam so it removes half of the Newfies' brains. They zap them with the beam and they continue fishing and singing *row row row your boat.* The aliens a…

Ping Pong Balls Jacques and Pierre have been working at the same business for awhile and a position in management has just opened up. The hiring manager is conflicted because the two friends have the exact same credentials and are all around identical workers. But the hiring manager had an idea. One morning he approached Jacques and Pierre, told them about the new open position and told them, ""Go get me ping pong balls."" He left the command as open as possible, in order to see what kind of rea…