So it happened with Romeo and Juliet One day Romeo was sitting behind a tree in a forest.. Juliet came and asked him: are you Romeo? Romeo: Yes i am. He left the place and went behind another tree. Juliet went to him again and asked: Are you really Romeo? Romeo: Yes I am! Again, he went behind another tree.. She followed him and asked: Are you really, really Romeo?!! Romeo answered: Stupid! will you let me poop or not!!!