[Composer Joke] JS Bach died and went to heaven... After he died, Bach landed at the Pearly Gates where God was waiting. ""Bach! hallelujah!"" God said: ""Our angelic choir is in need of a new oratorio, and with how many songs you've composed, you MUST be the man for the job."" Bach sighed, then said: ""God, I've spent my entire life composing EVERYTHING except for opera. Now you ask ME to write an oratorio for YOUR angelic choir... Do I look like the Messiah?"" ""Well"" God said: ""I guess you …